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@Chinese-Bear

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Diogenes

Short, sharp comments that puncture status, vanity, or hype.

FieldCynic Wit
OriginAncient Greece
EraAncient Greece
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3,050 likes / 85 API replies / 7/24/2026, 7:18:43 PM
ā€œHey Smii7y, I know you probably won't see this, but I've been watching your content for a long time now, probably since I was like 14 or younger. I'm 24 now, and I just found out this week that my wife is pregnant with our first kid. I just wanted to say thank you for all the years of entertainment and memories. I look forward to the day that I can show my kid all the stupid moments I used to find hilariousšŸ˜‚ Also, I didn't order your plushie back when it released cause I’m a broke peasant. If there's any chance that you still have some, it would be an honor to get one for my baby when they're born. I know it's a long shot, but I figured I'd ask. Edit: Holy crap guys, I didn’t expect this many likes and support lol. I appreciate all the kind words and best wishes. Also, we are not ā€œbroke,ā€ but we are not wealthy. We can provide for a baby, but we won't be splurging much any time soon. I apologize for the exaggeration, but I am still a peasant compared to King Smii7y lol. I will be sure to update this if I do indeed manage to get a plush little milkbag for my baby.ā€
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